holy crap a trombone mouthpiece
My external dvd drive o.o I… please, no…
A phone?! Talk about a booty call…
My fucking heater.. what are the odds!?
The Sims Superstar CD case?….. Damn i guess i’d better get the lube.
a curling iron… fuck yes
My bookshelf I don’t know how to react to that, so here’s a creepy picture of my friend Ryan blocking my face
Ayee! My hand. (;
i don’t feel comfortable being fucked with a bag of sour-patch kids.
An orange children’s paintbrush including a fashionable gripper. Oh.
a large Coke from Micky D’s. if only it were Dr. Pepper…
Oh god, box cutter..
A chair, you say?
My clock. LET’S BANG.
…very large bulletin board aaaaaaaaaaa
I don’t think a wall could…..you know.
my printer and computer tower. lovely.
Bread….. how would
My lamp? I love lamp.
A couch? Ummmmmmmm.
My lizard will not appreciate this gesture.
chickfila lemonade, OH HELL YES!!!
My hand…. Ummm I can fuck myself with that without you
empty water bottle seems legit
my AP american history textbook…
Various fireplace instruments… ow.
Harry potter temporary tattoos… i think i won
My kitten. omg…
A USB stick? Mmm download my v-file please ;)
A political cartoon? Terrified.
My chap stick. Well that’s not how that works.
a candle??? um no thank u